The Worst Part

I think the worst part of all of this, is, since Elon’s probably going to go along with something like tiered Verification on Twitter, all the shit I’ve been doing for a little while has been absolutely useless. I don’t even fucking have a reason to try and get Partner on Twitch, now. It’s fucked up.

I’ll explain. For years and years now I’ve been talking to journalists, giving them free content, all in the pursuit of getting in the news. Because, if I got in the news, then I could use those news articles to get Verified on Twitter. And win a bet with my (now deceased) father. But now that ain’t happenin’, because Elon’s got Twitter, and he’s fucked it all up. Now nothing I’ve been doing means dog shit.

Give you an example. I was trying to get Verified on YouTube; did it. Tried to use that to get Verified on Twitter. Didn’t work. Didn’t work. Then, I thought— before this, I thought, maybe a Google Knowledge Panel will fuckin’ do it. Nope. Didn’t work. Didn’t work!

Accidentally got into Reuters for something I did to help somebody altruistically. Got a bunch of press about that. Tried to use that to get Verified. Didn’t work. Didn’t work! Doesn’t work on fuckin’ Facebook! Doesn’t fuckin’ work on Instagram! Then what works???

For the longest, I’ve been trying to get Verified on Twitch. Thought I might be able to get Verified on Twitter, by being Verified on Twitch. Worked for one lady.

Guess fucking what?

EVEN IF I GOT VERIFIED NOW, IT WOULDN’T FUCKING MATTER,

BECAUSE ELON MUSK FUCKING RUINED VERIFICATION ON TWITTER

GOD

DAMN IT

I TALKED TO SO MANY FUCKIN’ WORTHLESS-ASS JOURNALISTS

I WASTED SO MUCH OF MY PRECIOUS FUCKING TIME

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