NASA joins the search for UFOs

NASA to study UFOs, mysterious phenomena, in a new independent study


I’m gonna make you an offer. You can refuse this. You will, in all likelihood, refuse this.
But I’m making you the offer, just the same.

E-mail me. Ask me, NASA. I’ll show you exactly where they are.

This offer is open for as long as I want it to be, and can be rescinded at any time. Even during.

Looking in the wrong places, for the wrong reasons.

Right now, the entirety of everybody looking for UFOs seems to be completely and totally focused on looking for them in the exactly wrong places, for the exactly wrong reasons. Now, I’m no Hollow Earth nutter. I’m not in this for fame and fortune. I’m in this because I know they exist, I lived with them for over 2 fucking decades, and guess what, Paco? I want to go Home. I hate living in the Human World.

So that’s why I’m going to tell you something that’s more valuable than Gold.

If Humanity gets introduced to them, by hook or by crook, I don’t need to be the person who gets credited for it. And you want to know why?

Because I want to go Home. Exposing them to the ‘dominant’ speices on the planet will ensure that they can no longer hide. Then, my Return is all but assured.

Also, but not at all a prioritized thought, is this: Human beings want to be first. This means nothing to me. In the grand scheme of things, I don’t want Fame, and I especially don’t need it. I only want to go Home, and that requires that the aliens get ‘exposed’, per se.

Think about it. I know nobody will go for this. But if you work at NASA, and you’re looking for these people for the right reasons— you want to make friends with non-human lifeforms— then, I’ll tell you. I’ll show you where they are.

All it takes is one e-mail from a NASA-branded e-mail address.

I’ll show you.